A "Jared Conversation"

Jared: "Mom, I like summer"
Me: "Do you like it better than fall?"
Jared: "Yes, but I don't like to call it 'fall'. I like to call it autumn."
Me:  "Why do you like to call it autumn instead of fall?"
Jared:  "Cuz, it makes me think of people falling if I call it that."
Me:  "Oh."

Well, there you have it, folks....I LOVE 'Jared conversations'.