Everything in the book

Jared story:

For the past 2 weeks, our Jared has been asking for cotton candy ---repeatedly, non-stop, constantly--- get the picture? Fed up with hearing about cotton candy, Mac told him, "Jared, I do NOT want to hear you saying you want cotton candy, anymore!"

So the next morning, Jared, with a rare quiet voice says, "Dad, I bet my friend would like some cotton candy. We should buy him some." (Shaking his head, and trying not to laugh) Mac replies, "Son, you use everything in the book, don't you?"

Jared: "Book? There's no book about cotton candy! I'm not talking about a book."

Mac: "Oh, Jared, you are so literal."

Jared: "Dad, I am NOT a Liberal!"

I love my kid. He is hilarious.